Because hate is a strong word.
I do hate some of them.
And others I just want to go away and never ever ever come back again.
1. Butterflies. I know, they're pretty, right? Well that's too bad. I have a very irrational fear [yes, I do know that it's irrational to be afriad of butterflies] that the butterflies will eat us all one day. But it isn't just butterflies. It's moths too. I know, I am a horrible person for thinking they are evil. But they are. They will kill us all. That's the secret of hoe the dinosaurs went extinct.
2. Caramel. It's just sticky and strange and icky. I don't like the consistancy or how it makes it difficult to swallow. I don't have this problem with peanut butter however. I love peanut butter.
3. Pants. I think they are really pointless. Well, ok, not pointless necessarily, but very annoying. Who's idea was it for us to stuff our big butts into tight denim pants that usually don't even look that good? A MAN, that's who. Plus, my thighs rub together because i'm not teeny, so I get these annoying rub out areas in between my legs which occasionally result in holes. In my crotch area. Which is annoying. Sweat pants are my favorite thing ever, and I own like 50 pairs, because they are the only kind of pants I approve of.
4. Shoes. Well... I love shoes actually. I love buying pretty ones, like heels, on the off-chance that I have to wear them some day. But I hate actually wearing shoes. I would go bare foot all day if I could. But as I said earlier, it's looked down upon.
5. Math. When am I ever going to need to factor a trinomial in my life? WHEN? Never. I plan on doing something that has nothing to do with math. I am currently in my 3rd year of algebra, actually 4th... counting algebra 2, and that's only because I can't see the point. It isn't practical to fill our brains up with this useless math stuff when we could be filling it up with useful things, like spelling.
6.Bugs. Yep, bugs in general. My dad told my I should be an entomologist. Aka a bug scientist. He's a cruel man. Bugs freak me out. The other day I took a shower about half as long as usual because there were those shower bugs in there. They were ew.
7. Having a song stuck in my head and not remember all of the lyrics. Yep, that pisses me off. Especially if I am trying to sleep.
Well, I'm out of ideas.
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2 comments:
I still don't know my times tables, why don't just end it now?
Dragonflys freak me out. They're like the drag queen of the fly world.
Nutella...Nutella is delicious. You should try that instead of peanut butter. Your life will change.
As for bugs...I hate them as well.
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